Ladies and Gentlemen, Cis-and-Transgenders, Hetero and Homo and Bisexual and Pansexual and Sapiosexual and Omnisexual and Asexual beings of all identifications and preferences and pronouns, thank you for tuning in to this multicast which is offered in the original and in translation so that you all are able to follow along.

Translation: “Hey dudes, like, totally, here we are, OK?”