Trump Cancels Visit to Children’s Hospital

White House spokesperson Joe G.O Bells today announced that President Trump won’t be going to the Southlake Children’s Hospital after all. The visit was canceled after Trump learned that the children would probably not let him play with their toys.

Trump himself tweeted shortly after the announcement was made, “Really DUMB kids. BAD KIDS!!! I dont nede to play with those toyes anyway. I got…