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Ukraine: What Would Trump Have Done?
Trump’s endless infantile lies versus reality-based extrapolation
According to the flabby orange creature formally known as Donald J Trump, and according to the assortment of cynics and intellectual dwarfs who support him, the slaughter in Ukraine would never have occurred if he’d still been in occupation of the US White House. According to the supremely ignorant orange moron, the situation in Ukraine is all the fault of dithering Joe, a senile old fool incapable of standing up to anyone and incapable of organizing anything, as the Afghanistan withdrawal debacle showed clearly.
Back in the real world, a place assiduously avoided by delusional Trumpies, the scene is very different. It was, after all, Trump who set the timetable for the USA’s retreat from its endless war. And it was the orange creature himself who banned arms sales to Ukraine in order to shake them down and force them to invent lies about Biden’s son in order to harm Biden’s bid for the Presidency. And when it comes to strength of character, let’s all remember that Trump invented imaginary bone spurs as an excuse to dodge the draft when he was a young man.
So it’s pretty clear that based on every shred of evidence in the historical record, Trump would not have acted according to the ludicrous claims he and his craven…
