When I Grow Up I’ll Be A Republican Politician

The World’s Easiest Job

By Earnest Yoof, aged eleven and three quarters.

I’ve just finished my year-long school project on US history. It was very interesting and over here in Britain we don’t really focus a lot on the USA so now I know quite a lot of things my friends don’t know which means I can beat them at Trivial Pursuit when the topic is the USA and that will be very satisfying.