Why Aliens Haven’t Colonized the Galaxy

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When the CAESAR probe collected a sample of comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko in 2020 no one expected it would contain a message from the future. The contents were shared with the major intelligence agencies but kept from the general public. We at Medium’s Department of Near Future hacked the NSA’s primary network (password = p@ssword) to bring you the inside story of this astonishing find.