Why I’d Like Three More Inches

Every Inch Counts

It’s true: like nearly every other man out there I’d like an additional three inches.

But not where you’re thinking (come on, you were thinking that, weren’t you?).

I’m 1.73 meters tall, or around five feet eight inches in quaint Olde Worlde measurements. That means I’m short for a Caucasian male. This has many downsides.