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Why Libtards Are Wrong About Guns
Guns are freedom. For sure.
Libtards are always whining about how 32,000+ US citizens die from gunshot wounds every year and how another 70,000+ are injured by guns.
Boo-Hoo! Wanna know what those numbers really tell us? That GUNS ARE SAFE!! See, for every 100,000+ people who get shot, ONLY 32,000 DIE!
If you can think of anything safer than getting shot then you’re just a snowflake.
Libtards want to take away our guns because they hate freedom. The only thing stopping the black helicopters of the UN and our government coming to take away our wives and have sex with our shotguns is the fact we have firearms to defend our freedom.
You know how devastating a .223 round is against an A1 Abrams tank or an Apache helicopter sneakily hiding over the horizon?
Well, that’s how powerful our guns are against the powers of tyranny and oppression! WACO proved that armed citizens can hold out against oppressive government forces forever. The government fears our 1911 handguns and our AR-15s. Because they only got the Army and the Marines and tanks and armored personnel carriers and attack helicopters and drones and F-18s and F-22s and cruise missiles and ICBMs and stuff. We’ve got what counts: handguns, rifles, and impenetrable ignorance!
