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Why NATO Is Planning To Invade Russia
Only the truth-loving Russian media is willing to expose this terrible story of unprovoked Western aggression
(Disclaimer: as Russia prepares to invade Ukraine in the next few days, Russian troll factories are gearing up and pumping out stories in Western media along the lines of “Ukraine is really Russia, Ukrainians are really Russians, NATO is trying to crush Mother Russia, Ukraine is full of fascists.” As these are boring, badly-written, and plain outright stupid, I thought I’d give our Russian friends some help and show them how trolling should really be done. I expect payment for this service will arrive on my doorstep in the form of a packet of stale sala upon which a liberal coating of Novichuk has been spread…)
As everyone knows, NATO is preparing to invade Russia.
The transparent lie NATO is peddling is that because of entirely peaceful Russian troop exercises on the border of the non-existent country so-called Ukraine (actually a province of Russia, as everyone knows) it is necessary to invade Russia and expand corrupt decadent Western hegemony.
Why is NATO going to take the unwise and suicidal mission of invading Russia despite all our peaceful intentions and our history of never, ever, invading anyone else?
