May 9, 2020
5 min read
Your First Human
Essential instructions for the care & feeding of your new pet
Congratulations! You’ve acquired your first human. Properly cared for, this pet can provide you with years of entertainment.
Unfortunately, humans have no natural instincts for self-care. Left to their own devices, humans would reliably ingest vast quantities of harmful substances which resulted in many unpleasant illnesses. Furthermore, unless…
