Your Holiday Guide To Ruling The World

Or at least, starting with your nation and then maybe moving on to the neighboring countries too

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Welcome, my friend, come in. You’ve made a wise choice. Clicking on this article may be the very first step you take to changing your life forever, and thereafter changing the lives of hundreds of millions of other people too.

Or ending them. Whatever.

Now before we get started, I have to insert a disclaimer: this Guide has been written for people living in countries that use some kind of representative democracy where the votes cast can occasionally determine who gets into power. If you’re living elsewhere then I’m afraid you’ll have to read our ever-popular Guide To Staging A Successful Military Coup and you’ll need a whole lot more intelligence, courage, ruthlessness, and determination than if you lived in a democracy. So good luck!

Okay, now we’ve got the disclaimer out of the way, we can get started.

You’re reading this because you’re interested in acquiring total power. That’s perfectly understandable. A lot of people have experienced childhood trauma or significant defeats in their lives and the impulse to power is nature’s way of trying to heal those wounds. Either that or you’re just basically a sociopath.